Wow, in the above article, the Cracked.com staff really showed how much humor can be milked out of the pedo hysteria by showing how Non-MAAs have far dirtier minds than we MAAs do!

Please take a gander at the second page of the above article, and check out items #9 and 10.

Could teleophiles looking for signs of pedophilia in everything they see really do any better than the author's interpretation of Art Linkletter's album?

With that in mind, look at the picture. WE SAID LOOK AT IT. "And that's when I stuck my finger in her butthole, and twirled it around like so..."

Honestly, are we reading too much into these covers? Has the Internet corrupted our minds so that we can find grossly inappropriate sexual situations in any image?

Either that, or--perhaps--you may have some secret inclinations that you usually try very hard to deny. That's the only thing I can think of to explain how you can possibly read into Linkletter's album cover in that manner.

It is just us, right? Tell us in the comments you see nothing wrong with that image. Jimmy playing his organ, while the two stare into each other's eyes. It was just a more innocent time, right?

Yup, there is nothing more disturbing or creepy than an adult man and a pre-teen girl apparently making googly eyes at each other. I mean, an adult man playing a song exclusively for a pre-teen girl? How atrocious! In fact, I now have more respect for a serial killer or a cold-blooded murderer than I do Jimmy Rhodes! I can accept the existence of people who hack up and eat women or shoot old people in order to steal their money, but not a grown man who may become attracted to a pre-teen girl and *gasp choke* write a song just for her! Why couldn't Mr. Rhodes have committed the lesser of two evils and just killed the girl rather than committing the far more horrible crime of stealing her precious innocence! I mean, when you weigh the life of a child against her innocence, it's a no-brainer as to which of the two is more precious and worth preserving! And omg, considering the way poor innocent little Deborah is gazing into Jimmy's eyes with the same longing expression that he has for her, can it be that the bastard has actually manipulated her into thinking she has feelings for him too? How icky! How depraved! The poor girl doesn't have the slightest clue that she actually hates the attentions of this filthbag! I'd much rather poor Deborah step on one of the numerous landmines peppering the ground in Iraq than exchange sweet nothings with a pervert like Mr. Rhodes! The many kids who routinely step on those landmines manufactured by American munitions companies certainly meet a far kinder fate than the one Deborah is being subjected to right in front of our very eyes on that album cover!

Where would we be without the dedicated, socially conscious writers like those fine fellows who comprise the staff of Cracked.com pointing out all of these horrible examples of pedo activity from yesteryear?